Behind vehicles... Intel Inside, Idiot Outside. (Written on a car) Who said I ride faster? I am just flying... See we met again! Don't drink and drive, drive after drinking Don't Honk, Earn your way! Don't follow me, follow GOD I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way! It is not desirable to travel faster than the speed of light, cos my hat keeps blowing off If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough On T-Shirts... Girlfriend always comes with an expiry date Education ruined me He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder If you want to look young and thin, hang around old life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife I believe in dragons, fairies, good women and other mythical creatures! Coffee isn...