- Intel Inside, Idiot Outside. (Written on a car)
- Who said I ride faster? I am just flying...
- See we met again!
- Don't drink and drive, drive after drinking
- Don't Honk, Earn your way!
- Don't follow me, follow GOD
- I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens
- If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way!
- It is not desirable to travel faster than the speed of light, cos my hat keeps blowing off
- If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough
- Girlfriend always comes with an expiry date
- Education ruined me
- He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
- If you want to look young and thin, hang around old
- life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it
- Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
- I believe in dragons, fairies, good women and other mythical creatures!
- Coffee isn't my cup of tea
- As you get older 3 things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...